2009: A Year in Refute

January 2nd, 2010 by Adam_May

I’m throwing years of journalism schooling out the window, which is clearly the result of several years of social networking. Yes, believe it or not, I wanted to be a reporter "when I grow up". I still haven’t grown up, and "I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys’R'Us kid" wasn’t just a jingle, it was a very solemn oath. I live in a house that is so filled with toys that a friend said, ‘It looks like a toy store threw up in your house’. Chaos reigns. There’s a Star Wars bathroom. So welcome to my world of toys.

2009 was a year of fiscal crisis, and it painfully hit a lot of collectors. As interest rates skyrocketed and mortgages became nooses, a lot of collectors had to make hard choices. During a year that really tested Kids vs. Collectors (that translates to The Clone Wars pitted against The Legacy Collection) we lost in a TKO after a lengthy spar. One marketing call-out sums it up:

Note that the "toy sales" call-out is only referencing the first quarter of 2009, and that period was strongly dedicated to The Clone Wars toys. Undoubtedly collectors bought these toys, too, but the bulk of that figure is kids (parents).

The year began with the eye of a storm passing over us after a powerful barrage of figures from The Clone Wars. Hasbro had played it safe with The Clone Wars‘ launch at Toy Fair 2008 — possibly due to the tenuous animated series that led into Revenge of the Sith. As this new concept grew into a phenomenon, the figures were flying off the pegs as fast as the j-hooks hit the pegs.

My partner and I had just bought several of the AT-TE Gift Sets from Costco for charity at the close of 2008, and twelve days later the stack of stock at the popular warehouse store was gone. The consumption of figures and vehicles from The Clone Wars was rapid and rabid.

Almost all of the major players rocked the pegs with the 2008-2009 bridge wave featuring Senator Padmé Amidala wearing a schmatte; a Space Gear Clone Trooper; devious little Astromech Goldie; and a Clone Trooper (212th Attack Battalion). At Toy Fair 2009 Hasbro wowed us with Bombad Jedi Jar Jar Binks; Jedi Master Kit Fisto; the "Space" Battle Droid, and another rendition of the stock Clone Trooper. (More on The Clone Wars action figures in another companion piece to this.)

The Legacy Collection picked up with the "Bath Robe" series,including the budget-conscious Luke Skywalker (Medical Frigate); Princess Leia Organa (Medical Frigate); "Monkey Eyes" Emperor Palpatine; Captain Needa (the first to use the new "generic" Imperial buck-body; the first (and most widely distributed) Ugnaught (with a second planned as a "carry over" rather than as a twofer — some collectors even suggested a purple smocked version as an homage to the vintage line; and, rounding  out the mix was the Rebel Hoth Trooper (bearded version) who was intended to be paired with a "carry over" version of the figure that was clean-shaven, scarfed, and who was supposed to be the more "common" version of this figure. In a comical twist, a handful of the Rebel Hoth Trooper shipped without the "skirt" part of his costume.

Carrying onward the "Bath Robe" series was "Old Ben" Obi-Wan Kenobi (Jedi Master) with Princess Leia Hologram/Table We Weren’t Supposed To Get; (Young) Owen Lars; (Young) Beru Whitesun; Captain Typho; Jedi Tarados Gon (Geonosis Arena Attack); and Anakin Skywalker (Alexander Jun Concept Art). "Collect Them All!" to build HK-47 from the Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) video game series.

There was a brief pause as collectors began yapping for sustenance in the form of The Phantom Menace Wave. A new, but never-without-faults, Obi-Wan Kenobi was brought up to the modern aesthetic; Queen Amidala (Travel Gown); Gungan Warrior with a "Victory Horn" and a "Boomer" Lob; ill-fated Pod-Racer Rum Sleg; Darth Sidious (Holograph with Mechno Chair); and (subbing for Ratts Tyerell) fellow Pod-Racer Clegg Holdfast was slotteg in (with the hint that we may get Ratts Tyerell and some of his rat-like offspring down the road). L8-L9 from the (first) Clone Wars animated series was the Build-A Droid, which added a unique flavor to this wave.

As manna from heaven, the Return of the Jedi wave appeared feauring the exquisitely designed "Slave" Princess Leia as Jabba The Hutt’s Prisoner (as merely suggested in this 9/2006 GalacticBlogger post); a somewhat clunky (no complaints here) Death Star II Luke Skywalker; Paploo & NoaAhpakk (simply released as Ewoks); Nien Nunb (as B-Wing Pilot); the real Dressellian Rebel, Major Panno; Rancor minders Malikilli and Giran (a/k/a "Weeba Weeba"); and a Nikto Gunner/Nikto Skiff Guard with a gun that should reasonably attach to Khetanna, Jabba The Hutt’s Sail Barge. The odds of that happening? (I say this as a Jabbaholic.) Don’t hold your breath, and I welcome the chance for Hasbro to prove me wrong.

Some collectors (i.e. "Pull-The-Stick-Out" Collectors) took issue with Death Star II Luke Skywalker because he was slightly bulky and utilized a snap-on feature that made the figure cohesive with his Endor-moon capture and the grand finalé throw-down with Emperor Palptatine and his Sith disciple Darth Vader. To sadly quote The Rolling Stones, ""You can’t always get what you want, but if you try, sometimes, you might find you get the things that you need." Has this figure been nailed down? Maybe not, but insults and pejoratives will NOT create a better interpretation of a figure (see: the "FrankenTIE" TIE Fighter that a friend and I used constructively and created to point out glaring flaws which were altered for the "New Chassis" model).


Princess Leia as Jabba The Hutt’s Prisoner was glaringly obvious as the centerpiece and focal point for this wave. While not as (femininely) pretty and dainty as the 2001-era Ultra Asst. figure, this version of Princess Leia as Jabba The Hutt’s Prisoner reached beyond accuracy and art to offer collectors a figure grounded in reality (instead of fantasy, which many of my counterparts are quite happy to idealize). As my contemporaries at YakFace.com, actually illustrated, the figure itself can be contorted in the seated-and-leaning position, but keep softgoods – and fertile imaginations – in mind – the "lower half" is probably left best in the hands of Hasbro designers. (I have wax-to-completion images that might vaporize collectors’ obsequious belief that "our" sculptors live monkish lives far removed from the man-child antics that collectors employ to entertain the masses, but I think, I hope, that we all have the best interests of our hobby at heart.)

R3-M3 (formerly R3-O1) from the first Death Star Battlestation, and R5-C7 (a droid that may have appeared in Attack of the Clones on Tatooine) were the buildable droids from this wave and its future permutations. This, however, seems the most obvious point that the Build-A-Droid concept has been shot to hell. ("Gray" Ugnaughts at the year’s end shipped with R3-M3 pieces, and others seemed to be cast to the wind.)

Disaster struck soon after, as collectors were waiting with baited breath for the "second" Rebel Hoth  Trooper figure, only to learn that a mix-up at the factory had shot down our 25%-to-75% or even 50/50 ratio to nil. We were also later told that the second Imperial Scanning Crew Technician was also nixed with hope that he would pop up until maybe 2011. Maybe.

Taking it on the chin, collectors moved on to the Episode IV: A New Hope Wave, which was previewed at San Diego Comic-Con 2009 in July. Jawa Capture R2-D2 (which featured a glaringly obvious difference from the final release of the figure); Jawa with 2X-7KPR Droid; Han Solo (Death Star); Chewbacca Needs Bluetooth; the first of the two promised Death Star Scanning Crew; Leesub Sirln (the "Egghead Woman"); Hrchek Kal Fas (the cousin to Bossk‘s species, the Trandoshans), and (Concept Art) Ki-Adi-Mundi (as a sort of pirate) filled this assortment out. I would be remiss in my duty if I didn’t point out that Hrchek Kal Fas should have blackened eyes (which might have saved a few pennies on deco, too).

R3-A2 from the Battle of Hoth (but slightly different from his Battle Pack predecessor) and R4-P44 (the other droid in Obi-Wan Kenobi‘s life) were the (at this point) random astromechs in the Build-A-Droid concept. It’s actually worth nothing also that this was the point/wave where the red accented "ARC Trooper" Commander Deviss made his debut. (The Visual Dictionary had established the character as an ARC Trooper, but his name was supplied by fans.)

The last wave to see wide release in 2009 was the Revenge of the Sith Wave featuring an Utai (which was originally pitched as an Utapauan 2-Pack); Jeremoch Colton (as played by original Boba Fett Jeremy Bulloch); Agen Kolar; Clone Commander Cody (as a Revenge of the Sith action figure, the original version of this character was ripped to shreds); a somewhat confusing Plo Koon – who never takes off his faceplate/breathing mask*; and a clunky Ralph McQuarrie Concept IG-88. (Clunky is cool in this case.)

*Yes, I know he removes it in some comic, but it translated strangely for an action figure.

The build-able droid for this wave is the YV-H1/Hunter-Killer which looks nothing at ALL like the Terminator, since those films, clearly do not take place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

As 2009 closes, pockets of collectors attest to seeing the Empire Strikes Back wave, which boasts the Ralph McQuarrie Snowtrooper (Concept Art Series); Bespin Security Guard (Sgt. Edian); Luke Skywalker (Snowspeeder Kit); Willrow Hood; R2-X2 (because he’s green?); and Zuckuss, a Bounty Hunter summoned by Darth Vader because the Millenium Falcon pwned his fleet.

Perfectly timed, a new Bespin Cloud Car prototype leaked to the Intermess, and one Hasbro employee may have to eat a little crow over that and  Willrow Hood. (Toy Fair 2010 will be a lollercoaster.)

HK-50 is the pack in figure for the wave (which I don’t have just yet). Additionally there is an Expanded Universe wave that will wrap up the Droid Factory/Build-a-Droid line. [Note: Unlike another site, Hasbro doesn't send everyone else advance samples.] Do take note that the Expanded Universe Wave is not on the pegs just yet.

Surprisingly, I had intended this piece to be chock-full-of-humor, but the original draft read like a eulogy. Note that this only covers basic figures. Next up is The Clone Wars, Comic Book 2 Packs, and exclusives/vehicles which should a real "hoot" as we say down South. I also have a "best of" that will pick and choose the best from pretty much everything. Stay tuned!

Can you listen to yourself for just once in your life?

November 24th, 2009 by Adam_May

OK Collectors… It’s time that someone knock some sense into a bunch of you. First I want to lay things out from my perspective. I’ve been collecting since the "Peek-A-Boo" testing-the-waters soft launch of the line in 1995. Well, that or senility has set in early. As a struggling student, I lived on bread and jam for a few weeks, and, of course, the mall food court crew were generous.

From the amazing set of reproduction vintage style figures to the modern, mind-boggling, extreme-articulation in practically every figure from here on out — I’ve seen the line shift up and down, and I’ve seen segments that I loved (Cinema Scenes and Screen Scenes) come and go. I am adjusted to the ebb and flow. Many newer collectors don’t have that perspective. I’ve seen figures get nixed, and I’ve had my share of disappointment.

(Hasbro! If you’re reading this, pull that Trophy Assortment Swamp Obi-Wan Kenobi out of cold storage, add a STAP attacking him, and I think that would be the formula for some sort of Battle Pack. There it is… public domain. Go for it! Also, if you need someone to root through cold storage, I can be on the first thing that zooms from ATL to RI, just drop a dime, an e-mail, a text, a tweet…) [As always, thanks to Bill from Yakface.com for use of his Swamp Obi-Wan Kenobi Figure.]
 
The rapid free-fall of the global economy has made a profound impact on the collector-based segments. Kids can nag Mom and Dad. Collectors are used to being able to snap up a lot of whatever we want, and we’re having to cut back on our spending a lot. (Yes, even Bloggers — the media elite  — have had to cut back. I have yet to see the Wal-Mart 2-Packs for The Clone Wars or the AT-ST.) Hasbro has to respond to the economic crash until things turn around. Remember that it was us (the collectors) who pulled the line back out of the mud with the Power of the Jedi line. When the economy steers back — and it will — we’ll be back out there buying Legacy stuff up as quickly as Hasbro can make it. Legacy (or whatever they’ll call it) is the foundation that all of the other lines are built on. It’s not going away.

I hate to say it, but the extreme EU-centric stuff in the Comic 2-Pack line did not sell. I can run to a few Wal-Marts and snap some pix to show you how they piled up, and the "Hero" pieces were snapped up by Moms and Dads. (Luke/Lumiya, Vader/Rebel, Stormtrooper Han/Chewie, and Stormtrooper Luke/R2 — those didn’t hang around much, but your mileage may vary.© Adam Pawlus)

Regarding "canceled" figures hopefully you know by now that Utris M’toc (the alien guard) IS NOT CANCELEDHe will ship with the Expanded Universe Assortment. (Naturally,  we all encourage Hasbro to look at the Bespin Guard again and again in 2010 because we’ll need guards to load a carbonite block into our Slave 1*.) This takes some explaining. The Hoth Rebel Trooper (sans beard) fell into a Poodoo Happens situation at the factory level. We all make mistakes, and we’ve been told that he’ll be in a Battle Pack next year (probably running from Snowtroopers, but still…) The main point is, he’ll be released. The second Utai, who knows? Maybe they’ll put the Boga back out again with the little Utai trying to wrangle him? I don’t believe that Hasbro will let that level of tooling go to waste.

*I’m now fairly convinced that a new Slave 1 will not make it to market in early 2010.

Hasbro is working very hard to make sure that the last of the Comic 2-Pack segment make it to retail. Don’t lose faith.

The richness of this whole line is something everyone should consider. The ill-fated Princess Leia Collection still puts some of the modern versions to shame. The comical Spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi which required eating potato chips  and Stormtrooper Han Solo, which required eating treacly cereal  — definitely not something most of us should be doing. The paperboard pop-up playsets — they meant well, but in real plastic those two environments would cost a lot. They did their best with those sets. (I still pine for the canned Echo Base pop-up playset, which Hasbro could stuff inside a Hoth Rebel Transport to make sure it sells.) The Cinema Scenes and later Screen Scenes were so rich with all the stuff collectors love, but they were very niche market, and retailers seemed to hate them.

If you’re thinking about bailing, please consider this: WHAT OTHER TOY-MAKERS WOULD GIVE COLLECTORS LOVE IN THE FORM OF PORKINS, BO SHEK, AND WILLROW HOOD? Answer — none. Hasbro has listened to our pleas (and my constant whinging) to make a Jabba The Hutt, and I know that he will be a BMF (Big Mafioso Frontman) all on his own, and do you think Hasbro is going to let other licensees upstage them? (No!) So the set that I wrote about in 2004(?) will finally come to fruition (and then some). For the "Wait For Clearance" crowd, if the retail partner winds up being the big red bullseye, I will wipe them out all across the country (because I can do that), and I will wreak havoc on your plans.

[Yo SIDESHOW! You never sent me back a replacement glass since mine arrived broken.]

Getting back to the richness of the line, I can point out the countless amazing aliens — Wol Cabasshite  (a/k/a "The Thing That Licks C-3PO), Bubo the frog-dog, and Ephant Mon  come quickly to mind. In all honesty, the wealth of amazing creatures is something I dreamed of as a child, and I would have never thought that I’d see them in my lifetime. I bet many of you more mature collectors would agree about the wealth of amazing creatures and characters. Think of ALL the Rebel Pilots (and I’m officially lobbying for "Original / ‘Fake’ Wedge").

Speaking of mature collectors, the new meme seems to be "It’s like 1985 all over again!!!" Well, it’s not, and if you don’t stop that, I will hack into your computer and play "Do They Know It’s Christmas?" [it's the new Rick-Roll, but I can't say its nickname due to the PG-13 crowd] over and over until your ears bleed.

OK, to try to avoid making this TLDR, I’ll wrap this up. Rumors of Legacy‘s demise have been greatly exaggerated. Hasbro had a lot of faith in us with the new Millennium Falcon, so have a little faith in them. Wait until February, and we will bust our humps to show you the goods. (If there are no goods to be shown, then I’ll loot the Littlest Pet Shop display because it costs more than a couple thousand to go there, stay in a decent hotel, and eat overpriced food.)

DisPLAY With Your Toys…

November 17th, 2009 by Adam_May

Count Dooku / Darth Tyranus taunts Obi-Wan Kenobi on cheap Crate and Barrel shelving.(w/ shadow boxes). You will note some extra energy field pieces (which have come with other figures — the Boomer Damage Battle Droid figure is my favorite). I used the annoying strings from hot glue and packaging elastics (rubber-bands)  to give the display the appearance of movement. (If that doesn’t make sense watch your Attack of the Clones DVD.) The Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi chest just happened to be there.

Trouble Loves Me

October 27th, 2009 by Adam_May

OK…  some technological issues caused a slight delay in getting this out there, but congratulations to Joe Jr Lusignolo, who is the winner in the Galactic Blogger Show Us Your BMF Contest.

I had planned on rolling this contest around just a little bit until (hopefully) a Turbo Tank Holiday Value Set was unveiled for the warehouse clubs, but, as we found out in the last Q&A, there won’t be one. (Oh no!) So I’m going to put together a Turbo Tank with a Turbo Tank Gunner Crew Deluxe Set and some other cool stuff to make a DIY set. Here’s Joe’s winning submission: