Archive for the 'unreleased' Category

A Plastic Doll With A Fresh Coat of Paint…

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

If you click it twice, it embiggens! Woo hoo! Surreal… never in my life did I think I’d see that. The caterpillar eyebrows that arch up on the sides. The weird pout and sneer from being raised on Elvis and Bowie as cradlesongs. I’m not sure if they made my eyes green or not, but [...]

Don’t leave it all unsaid, somewhere in the wasteland of your head…

Friday, August 29th, 2008

OK, I promised myself that when I finally had Blogger’s Block, I’d do this. Here it is. This is the rarest HASBRO (and Star Wars related) artifact EVER. EVER people. Do you get me? I know because I saw the rest of them meet their merciless fates in the maws of journalists, web-sters, and anyone [...]

He’s Happy, So Leave Him Alone

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

This is a sort of letter to the Grand Poobah of Toys (Sir Derek of Lucasfilm) and Sir Derryl of DePriest, both of whom are head honcho types for the Star Wars toy line. Two weeks ago when I bought my Build-A-Droid sets from Wal*Mart, I was heartbroken to find that the Luke Skywalker figure [...]

Seasick, Yet Still Docked

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

The first photo we’ve all seen of the "study" model for the lost Shadows of the Empire vehicle Prince Xizor‘s Virago, but what about these other two? Are these foamcore (Hasbro) models just for study, or do they (along with packaging solicited at Toy Fair) indicate this ship’s further advancement? You be the judge. Study [...]