— Figures & Vehicles — This piece started with just a straight rundown of figures from The Clone Wars, but you were there. You know what came out, etc. etc. You can read on, or you can just go be yourself somewhere. Clone, Clone, Clone, Clone, Clone… they’re versatile and ubiquitous. I don’t feel the [...]

Atlanta is home to some pretty creepy places, like our notorious "Murder Kroger" (as seen many times on Cops). "It’s a grocery store with a deadly twist —you’ll get shot in the head for your shopping list!" Someone SHOT MY HOUSE when we moved in. So when Walmart #3709 starts slashing (prices?) get the hell [...]

I’m throwing years of journalism schooling out the window, which is clearly the result of several years of social networking. Yes, believe it or not, I wanted to be a reporter "when I grow up". I still haven’t grown up, and "I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys’R’Us kid" wasn’t just a jingle, [...]