Sister I’m a Poet
"Is evil just something you are
or something you do?"
I admit that not all of my suggestions (Gargan) were blockbusters, but ‘I know beauty, and I know a good thing when I speak it….’
To add to Hasbro‘s exquisite "Bathrobe Collection" (they said it, not me) I present the scarred-up face of a Wampa-mauled (that’s a two-fer) Luke Skywalker. What’s better than having severe facial lacerations? Why, making out with one’s sister (unbeknownst to either)!?! (You opened the deleted-scenes box, not me!)
Oh, but let me backtrack just a bit to present a triptych of the mask in front of the man…
So – you – Hasbro! Here’s a chance to recapitalize on a figure that might not be as popular as Luke Skywalker in Brown Pants, but it is a GREAT concept for a Battle Pack (minus the kissing) with Princess Leia and 2-1B. (There are multiple medical "beds" in your stable, so just look around.)
While we’re on the subject of "deleted-scenes", some have asked, "What does Princess Leia wear during the "lost" Sandstorm Sequence?" I’m not a big believer in cinematic magic, so I’m assuming (see photo) that she just wears a schmatte over her faaabulous golden bikini.
Finally, bringing this to a close, I offer my friends at Hasbro the following as a chance at action figure gold — Princess Leia In Command.
Images Culled From (and Thanks To Deleted Magic Revisited, which can be downloaded, oh heck, you don’t need me to tell you about Pirate Bay — Google it.)
