Pretty Girls Make Graves

She eats babies for breakfast!

She's not that scary.OK… so LucasArts has a new Clone Wars themed game coming out. I admit, I shrugged a bit, and though "Yeah, so?" LucasArts drops new, fresh stuff all the time. So I gave the trailer a look, and I stopped dead in my tracks. Did I see what I thought I saw? Back up. Oh yeah… I saw her, and now I must have her. In The Art of Episode I book there were two pieces of hotness that got my attention — The Sith Witches.

I have looked at the book so many times, and I hoped that one day we’d see this malevolent duo in some form of media. Well, at least one of them has made the cut. Seriously, Lucas people, the "scary" one (seen at left) is brilliant, and it needs to be fleshed out into a character. It’s much better than any of that Legacy  evil Twi-lek stuff.

Now the other one is very, very cool. [See the top of the post.] She makes Shaak Ti look like a harmless little clown, while Ms. Sith Witch is scarier than It. She’s the clown that will eat your SOUL. Little children should check under the bed for her at night.

Now that she’s made it into a video game, she’s officially on my "me wantee" list for an action figure. Stuff the comic books in the shredder, she is the future. (And the game looks good, too.) These two baddies need to be injected into Clone Wars lore STAT because they make Asajj Ventress look like the non-anorexic chick on America’s Next Top Model (i.e. an amateur).

What evil lurks in the hearts of men? This kind, and we should have little plastic figures to create havoc and promote mayhem in the Jedis’ peaceful little hearts.

So there she is in all her evil glory, ready to help the Dark Side take out a few of those doomed Jedi. I’ll just hope she makes it into plastic form soon, and, well, it would be great if the "more" evil looking one came along for the ride.

Just when I think I’ve found a favorite character, along comes something more evil and destructive. Click on the image above to check out the whole trailer! You’ll be glad that you did.

One Response to “Pretty Girls Make Graves”

  1. sinkie Says:

    She does seem pretty cool. But I would hope she won’t be in the animated style. I hope she gets a more realistic treatment, something that could go nicely with other concept or videogame type figures like Revan etc.

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