Fantastic Bird (Reprise)

I’d like to apologize for taking so long to co-ordinate the rules for my Show Us Your BMF Contest (that’s big Millennium Falcon, and some of you have filthy minds). So if you’re ready, here goes. (I’m not revealing the prize(s) at this time, but with this being a BMF Contest, you can bet that the loot will be big.

This should cover all the legal bases, but your entry constitutes your participation in my typical reckless and delusional concepts and contests. Enter the contest at your own risk. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Uh…

So here’s what you do… you show us your 2008 Millennium Falcon by Hasbro in a state of play or display utilizing the coolness of the interior and the ship’s play features. Now for the rules…

Entries can be photos or video. (Please don’t use any copyrighted music in videos! I’ll take on Hasbro here and there, but the RIAA will actually waterboard me.) You may use photo editing, but only outside of the ship — no photochop allowed on the actual ship or in its belly. Just as an aside, videos are cooler than pictures, and a photo set is cooler than one photo, but if you can nail this contest in a single frame, go for it!

This contest is brought to you by ME, GalacticHunter.com, and the letter "Y". None of Hasbro, Lucasfilm, their subsidiaries and affiliates, my pet(s) or family member(s) living or dead, and Morrissey are affiliated with this contest. Contest void where prohibited (but could someone please tell me where that is?). Kids, get your parent(s), guardian(s) and/or written approval of your local, state, or federal government before doing pretty much anything, because I’m not at fault if you try to hang your BMF from a ceiling fan and it crashes down on you in bed at night.

No animals may be injured or used to create entries, and no animal products (including gelatin) may be used to create entries. GalacticHunter.com, its contributors and sponsors, the letter "Y", and myself are not responsible for any damage you may inflict on your toys, your vehicles, your homes, or your person(s), and we do beg you to treat your toys responsibly. Please have your pets spayed or neutered — by a veterinarian. (And this is just the start of the fine
print.) Prize recipient(s) is/are responsible for any tax, duty, or tariff required for receipt of prize(s) if applicable.

Contest ends on 15 December 2008 at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. The contest may be canceled in the event of another Great Depression, canceled elections, martial law, or World War III. Or if (this) Adam dies because a Vice President or Vice Presidential nominee shoots Adam because he looks like a caribou or a duck or whatever.

Any questions? Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

One Response to “Fantastic Bird (Reprise)”

  1. sinkie Says:

    Can Canadians enter? Heck, if somehow how I won I’d sign something that would say I’d pay for shipping and duties if you like!

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