In The Future When All’s Well
Greetings! I am 42N-TLR, Precognition Droid, and I am skilled in over six million methods of soothsaying. The mangement at GalacticHunter realizes that the Swami has been in rehab on sabbatical for quite some time, and they have asked me to use my precognitive abilities to help you, dear readers, see what is coming in the future to a galaxy near you.
These are the figures that Hasbro has on their good-to-go list, and you will see them in the next 18 months. (Please note that we do not get our information from retailer lists or DPCI codes, but from sources who cannot be named.) They live in dark alleys and live disreputable lives smuggling spice.
Legacy Figures
Tatooine Creatures Pack
Ugnaught (2 PACK)
Finally… I see a new Legacy TIE Fighter and a TIE Defender. We’ve already mentioned the winter’s biggest toy, The Death Star (phase one), but for you prequel and Clone Wars lovers, we see a big rolling Juggernaught Turbo Tank (keep in mind that this is thundering down the road, it won’t be here tomorrow)! There may even be a nice Dagobah playset on the way if the stars align. Now it’s all going hazy. Oh! I’ve lost the vision. Curse my psychic circuits. Only Master Yoda can see further – no matter what that Swami will tell you. As always, only Hasbro can confirm these readings, and nothing is even vaguely official until they say so. If my readings are inaccurate, don’t blame me. I’m only a droid.
Please deposit 50 Imperial credits for the next reading.
The Galactic Swami will return as soon as he dries out and stops dating Amy Winehouse.
P.S. WORD to the guys at BanthaSkull.com who are down with 42N-TLR.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:48 am
OK, am I completely out of the loop? Death Star? When did you dicuss that coming out? I needs that!
August 11th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I mentioned it here just last week, and I believe (although I cannot be certain) that my friend Dan Curto over at Rebelscum.com has alluded to it, too. (Don’t quote me on that.)
August 11th, 2008 at 10:51 am
When these come to pass I shall be giddy as a school girl!
August 11th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
what is it with you guys and school girls….Adam says he is one on rebelscum and customjedi says it here….did I miss a memo?
August 11th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I said Japanese schoolgirls because they giggle and they’re adorable. They’re not obnoxious or likely to pull a razor on you like our good ole American schoolgirls.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Yes. There was a memo.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:21 am
This is an awesome list. A lot to look forward to in terms of awesome aliens, and a Deathstar… if LEGO can do it, Hasbro MUST be able to make a masterpiece.
After the Clone Wars wave in TLC I can’t wait to find out what other EU figures are planned. Every new character is welcome! Right now, highest on my list is Kiro from the Marvel comics.
Also: Hi, Adam! I like your blog!
August 13th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Welcome, and, although the Death Star is JUST A RUMOR (again, I repeat), it would be really, really neat. And welcome. I’m glad to have another reader always.